It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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