Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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