i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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