people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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