Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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