What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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