yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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