hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
whose parrot is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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