it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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