I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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