is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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