Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.