i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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