Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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