So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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