New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
