Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm like, not good at living.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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