Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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