on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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