ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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