YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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