theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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