I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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