sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
