I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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