I need help removing her.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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