The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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