ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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