i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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