Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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