i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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