Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
tell your sister to shave her snatch
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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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