dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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