If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So much rum. So many feels.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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