Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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