no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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