He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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