Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Who did Billy Mays play for?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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