I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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