Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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