would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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