I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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