booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
third nipple confirmed
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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