Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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