Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's shark week go big or go home
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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