Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up