when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it glows. i had to have it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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