i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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