I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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