I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize