yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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