But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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