i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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