I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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